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Settle down.
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Okay, settle down!
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Settle down! Settle--!
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Quiet, quiet, quiet!
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Now, here's the situation.
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We have four women in active labor...
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...and we have lost all communication
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with the outside world!
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I want all non-court personnel
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out of here!
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Are there any questions?
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Yes?
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Why is the sky blue?
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Because if it was green,
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we wouldn't know where to stop mowing.
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Any others? Then get moving, people!
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- Mac.
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Yo.
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- Get bandages, blankets, cotton and string.
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- Right.
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- Miss Sullivan.
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Sir?
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What the hell am I gonna do
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with all that stuff that Mac brings?
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I got the windows boarded up.
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What should I do now?
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We might need your help
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with the deliveries.
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Right. I'll go boil my tools.
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Great. That torque wrench
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might come in handy.
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Your Honor, I found a medical book.
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Now, there's a chapter
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on emergency child deliveries.
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- Great. Make four copies of that.
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- I'll get right on it.
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- Flo.
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- What?
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- What's the first thing it says to do?
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- Uh, "Keep the mother from panicking."
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God, let's hope
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they're all that considerate.
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Don't worry, baby, I'm right here.
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Bull, what is this woman doing
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laying on the salad bar?
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Uh, the tables were too hard.
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I guess I should've taken out
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that Jell-O mold, huh?
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- Hey, come on, somebody do something.
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- Take it easy, Stanley.
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Take it easy? She's in severe labor pains.
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No, no, no, it's just some radishes
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sticking me in the back.
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Here's the instructions.
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I'm afraid you guys are on your own.
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Don't worry, sir.
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Remember, we're professional bailiffs.
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Yeah, that ought to put
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their minds at ease.
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Something's happening.
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Okay, Flo. Read them off.
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- "Remove any restrictive clothing."
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- Right.
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- I think they mean her.
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- Oh, yeah.
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Oh, uh-uh.
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Nobody's looking at my wife's private parts
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except me.
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Some things are still sacred.
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Well, if it were sacred,
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she wouldn't be in this mess now.
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- My answer is no.
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- Fine. Then you deliver the baby.
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Men.
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When you want them down, they're up.
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When you want them up, they're down.
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Push, Mrs. Chacone, push.
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Do you have any children, Miss Sullivan?
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No.
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Ever had a man?
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Of course I've had a man.
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If I had a nickel for every man I'd had...
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...I'd have a dime.
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- Here.
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Okay.
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- Aah! Look!
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- What is it, Miss Sullivan?
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Good Lord, he's a virgin.
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It's the baby.
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¿Qué?
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- Tell him it's the baby.
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- It's the baby.
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- Bob.
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- And his name is Bob.
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What a coincidence.
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- Bob.
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- Which one?
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Tell him, in Spanish,
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that his baby is coming.
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Yes, sir. Paco:
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sí.
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Shh! Shh! Shh!
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- Who you telling to shush?
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I'm sorry, I just--
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Try pulling a Cabbage Patch doll
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through your nostril...
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...and see what kind of sound you make.
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That's it. Just let it all out.
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Argh! If you don't like it, you can leave.
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- I told you before, I don't need anyone.
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- Oh, fine.
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I'll go get you a mirror and some
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salad tongs and you can do this yourself.
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I think it's coming.
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- Instructions.
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- Thank you.
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- Tommy, get me some surgical gloves.
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- Uh, from where?
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My briefcase, top pocket.
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Great. Now I can deduct them.
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Babs, honey, describe for us
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exactly what you're feeling...
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...at this crucial moment in your life.
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I want you dead, Chad.
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Chad, maybe let the girl be, huh?
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She's obviously exhausted.
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They told us in class that under this stress,
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a woman can say outrageous things.
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Things totally alien to her character.
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I hate my Volvo! I want a Trans Am!
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Gee, it still doesn't prepare you
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for the shock, though.
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- Mrs. Ulin.
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- Babs. I'm not Mrs. Anybody.
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We chose not to burden ourselves
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with any archaic commitments, remember?
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Like a baby?
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She, uh, mistook a Tic Tac for her pill.
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Here comes another one.
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Here, here, you can hold on
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to my ears. Sure.
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I'm sorry, honey.
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I swear, it won't happen again.
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Stanley has such a delicate system.
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Gets out of whack when he's excited.
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He even faints
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when the Giants score a touchdown.
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So does their coach.
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Whoa!
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Here's baby.
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Oh, wow!
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He's coming!
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Mary, baby Bubba is coming!
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You're naming your son Bubba?
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We arm-wrestled for it.
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My choice was Bing.
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I think I'm gonna cry.
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Here he comes, here he comes.
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Look at the grin on that kid's face.
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Bull.
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That's not his face.
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And that ain't no grin.
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It's not?
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Hey, he's backing out.
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- It's a breach baby?
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- A breach baby!
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Stay on your feet, Stanley,
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or I'll knock you cold.
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Flo. Flo, look it up.
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Yeah. Okay, here it is.
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Breach birth, breach birth.
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Uh, "A natural delivery is still quite probable
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with a little guidance.
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Gently insert...."
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Sit, Stanley.
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Okay, Elena. One more push.
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It's out.
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Okay. Uh, now I drain the mouth.
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Oh, thank God.
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It's a girl.
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¿Qué?
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Paco.
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Baby Bob es él transsexual.
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- What's the matter?
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- I think we got another bun in the oven.
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- ¿Qué?
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- Another baby.
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¿Qué?
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Dos babies.
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Oh, no. Bob?
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Let's pray this one's normal.
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- Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
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- What's wrong?
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How the hell should I know?
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I'm just a general practitioner.
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- Fielding, get over here.
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- Coming, dear.
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- Tommy, get behind the plate.
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- Me?
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- What do I do?
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- If something comes out, catch it.
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- Dan.
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- What?
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Dan, I lied to you.
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You gonna tell me
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this is just an incredible simulation?
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I mean about not wanting anybody.
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Dan.
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Dan, Dan, I'm scared.
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- Dan, I just don't wanna be alone.
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- No, you're not, you're not, you're not.
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Listen. Shh, shh, shh. You're not alone.
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I'm here, I'm here.
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I'll stay here until the end, all right?
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Now just remove your teeth
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from my chest...
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...and we'll continue.
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It's coming. It's coming.
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Something's coming, I can see it.
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- Could we tighten up the group just a bit?
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- Yeah, how's this?
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Oh, fine. I got everybody now.
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Okay, Babs.
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- Chad!
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- Sweetheart?
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I wanna get married!
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Wow, what a reaction shot.
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- Babs, you what?
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- I wanna get married.
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Bit I thought you always hated marriage
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as an institution.
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I just said that
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because you felt that way.
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I just said that because
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I thought you felt that way.
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- Oh, you mean you want to?
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- Marry you? Yes.
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Oh. Oh.
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Judge, could you marry us?
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I'm kind of busy right now.
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Oh, please, sir, don't let our baby
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be born out of wedlock.
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- Mac?
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- Sir?
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Fix my hair a little, huh?
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It's a girl.
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Wait till she hears about her brother.
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- Oh, no.
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- Oh, yes.
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What is this, a vending machine?
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All right.
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Now, we need one more big push.
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- I can't. I can't. I can't.
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- Yes, you can. You can.
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Think about Hugh Hefner.
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It's coming.
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Sitting there in his silk pajamas with
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all these big-breasted, exploited women...
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...catering to his every whim.
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- I can see a shoulder.
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- Wait. Who's that coming through the door?
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Oh, look, it is. It's Bobby Riggs.
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- It's out.
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- Yes.
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- Clean out its mouth.
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- With what?
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Oh, for Pete's sake, here.
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Oh. Oh, what is it?
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It's a baby.
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And it's naked.
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It's a boy.
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He's got a promising future.
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How about that? We had a baby.
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- "We" had it?
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- Hey.
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You couldn't have done it alone.
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You're right. I couldn't have.
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- Let me see him.
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- First, I gotta cut the cord.
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- Uh, boy scout knife?
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- Top-left pocket.
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Oh, Mom.
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First, I'll cut his, then yours.
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- The head's coming now.
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- A head?
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He's got a head.
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It's almost out.
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- Somebody give me a blanket.
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- We don't have one.
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Oh.
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- Here. Use this.
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- The New York Times?
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The book says that a fresh newspaper
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is very sanitary.
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Well, okay, but use the Sports section.
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You already bought him a mitt,
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didn't you?
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- What's happening?
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- Somebody's having a baby.
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Eureka!
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Bubba.
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Better make that Bubbette.
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- I beg your pardon?
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- It's a girl.
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No. No, it can't be.
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I got pictures.
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I'd clean that lens if I were you.
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- Marriage license.
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- Oh, the ceremony.
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Sir, look, sir, you gotta sign this.
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Mac, I am holding a fragile human life
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in my hands.
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Put the pen in my mouth.
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Is this legal?
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"Howie Stallone."
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Close enough. Pen.
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- Ceremony.
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- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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- Dearly beloved-- I got an arm.
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- Whoa. Hurry, please.
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Okay. Bottom line.
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Babs Townsend, do you take this man
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to be your lawfully wedded husband?
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- Is that a yes?
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- Yes.
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Okay. Hey, Chad Ulin, Chad--
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- And there's another arm.
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- Sir?
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- He's coming.
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- Sir?
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- Okay, do you wanna marry her or what?
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- Yes.
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Then by the power vested in me
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by the state, I pronounce you man and wife.
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It's a boy!
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Are you that disappointed, Stanley?
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This must be your appendix
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or something.
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- You wanna hold your daughter?
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- Me?
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No, no. I might break it or something.
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- I don't think so.
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- No, no. Hey, wait.
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- I don't know what I'm doing.
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- Yes, you do.
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Look at you, just like a pro.
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Well, aren't you gonna look at her?
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Little wrinkly, isn't it?
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I think she'll outgrow that.
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- Do you love her, Stanley?
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- Well, that's a stupid question.
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Of course I love her.
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She's Daddy's little girl.
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Hey, let's call her Hacksaw.
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Oh.
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- You know, Mac?
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- Yeah.
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Someday I may have a son of my own.
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- Oh, yeah?
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- Oh, yeah.
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- You don't say.
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- Uh-huh.
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- Sir? Sir, are you all right?
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- Um....
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Yeah.
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Yeah, I'm fine.
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Why don't you fix me a nice stiff Bosco,
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huh, Mac?
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Coming right up, sir.
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Nope. That's all she wrote.
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- Three beautiful girls.
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- ¿Qué?
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Gracias.
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Oh, good luck, Mr. Chacone.
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And God bless
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your beautiful little babies.
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Rosalita.
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Lucinda.
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And Gummo.
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I suggested that.
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It's Granny's nickname.
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What'd she say?
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"I love you, Paco, with all my heart."
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"But touch me again...
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...and it's Soprano City."
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Thank you, Dan.
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With all my heart.
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I'll never forget you for this.
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- You'll forget me.
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- Oh, no, I won't.
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Because I'm gonna name my son
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after you.
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Benay.
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Your caring and honesty
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will live with me always.
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Caring, maybe. Honesty....
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What are you trying to say?
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I lied too.
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Dan is not my real name.
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I assumed it when I started school.
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You see, my parents were slightly rural.
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Pfft, well, my parents were rural.
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They kept the pigs in my room.
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I was 6 before I realized
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they weren't related to me.
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I'm sorry.
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You see, my folks, well,
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they named their children and their pets...
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...after characters they would read about
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in magazines or books.
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Dan.
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I want my baby named after you.
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The real you.
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Everybody got their Kool-Aid
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for the toast?
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Oh, yeah.
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- Where's Benay?
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- Hi, everybody.
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Hi.
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I'd like for all of you to say hello
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to my new son, Reinhold.
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- Reinhold?
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- Uh-huh.
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Reinhold?
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Uh, were we interrupting something?
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No, not at all.
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I was just about to toast to your children.
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May they live long and prosper.
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Cheers.
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Ah, and now, if you will excuse me....
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Reinhold?
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Can we talk?
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As you probably know...
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...I don't subscribe
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to any particular organized religion.
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But then maybe neither do you, huh?
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All right, I confess.
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I've had more than my share
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of spiritual doubt.
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00:21:08,700 --> 00:21:13,500
But then I've seen some pretty glaring
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examples of man's inhumanity to man...
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...come stomping through here
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night after night.
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After night.
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00:21:27,680 --> 00:21:29,910
You remember that guy?
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Yeah.
447
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You remember everything, don't you?
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00:21:39,560 --> 00:21:41,620
Well, I'm telling you...
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...that one just about shook--
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Shook my faith down to its foundation.
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And then...
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00:21:57,380 --> 00:22:04,380
...you drop a brand-new life
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right into my hands.
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Well, if I could just have the answer
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00:22:11,730 --> 00:22:14,630
to a couple of questions.
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Like, if you've always been here,
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then where did you come from?
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And does man have the capacity
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to rid himself of his own evil?
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00:22:32,150 --> 00:22:34,640
And why is the sky blue?
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00:22:37,050 --> 00:22:39,490
Well, I can look that one up.
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00:22:41,960 --> 00:22:44,860
But this baby stuff, boy...
463
00:22:45,430 --> 00:22:50,230
...I'm telling you,
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00:22:45,430 --> 00:22:50,230
that is not a cosmic accident.
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00:22:50,760 --> 00:22:53,130
I mean, you gave us Mozart.
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Van Gogh.
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00:23:00,570 --> 00:23:02,370
Confucius.
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Dr. Martin Luther King.
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And Larry Byrd.